Thursday, August 16, 2007
Busy day as usual
Nowadays , i feel the stress rising non-stop inside me. It's making me mad. The homework are piling up, the tests are coming and exams are approaching... Perhaps, I don't even have to time to blog in the near future. Maybe one blog entry post every month? Next week, there is the E and A maths common tests coming in our way. And worst more, next Friday, i have a prelim-examination for Chinese. So much things to do and so little time... Now, i am really afraid that i will not even pass the common tests for math. It's the fact that our teaching pace is too slow and there's an inadequate amount of practices in math. Nevertheless, i am not very sure that our Math syllabus will be taught finish yet before the O-level examinations.
The paragraph below,talks about some science theories, if you don't have a simple science knowledge or simply hate Science, kindly please ignore this paragraph.
In the meantime, this afternoon, we have a PBL presentation and discussion. We did research on the differences between a sprinter and Marathon runner. We covered on the genes, muscles, diet and much more. I still remember a couple of things that the teacher said, the Marathon runner has more slow twitch muscle. This muscle cells have more mitochondria to provide excess energy for the runner. Hence, this will allow aerobic respiration to take place all the time during the run to prevent the build up of lactic acid. The sprinter, on the other hand, has more fast twitch muscles. It does not requires the energy produced by the mitochondria as during a sprint, anaerobic respiration will occur. Hence, the energy is produced anaerobically and lactic acid may build up in the body after some time. We also discovered one point, most of the top runners are all blacks. Basically, it is due to the genes and natural selection. The ancestors were running away from wild beasts in the past. Overtime, they adapted and develop stronger legs to run faster. furthermore, due to the long distances between two towns in Africa, their ancestors have to run long distances to get from point A to point B. Thus, natural selection will take place and the stronger and tougher good genes will be passed on to the next generation.
Anyway, after the PBL, i went to the Jurong West sport council to play badminton. It was quite tiring but fun. My friends and I trained until 5.30pm before heading back home. Arggh! Now, i am having some serious muscle aches.
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Monday, August 13, 2007
Light up Your Life with Simple Mathematics
While, its been 5 days ever since i updated my blog. Anyone miss my blog. Maybe i was really that busy celebrating National Day and going out with my friends. I remembered last Friday, we went road-cycling and i almost fell off the bike. This few days nothing much really happened. I almost forgot, there is so much things to study. There is a geography test on this wednesday. Oh Gosh. That's gonna need more than just a brain to do a job. A lot of memorising work has to be done. Sigh...
Never mind, I will just skip through all the events and tell you all about the wonderful world of Mathematics.
Ever been bored in your Mathematics lessons. Fed up by all the crazy mathematics theories that our teacher is squeezing us with. Don't bother about it. Cos' after you read my simple and understandable theories and sums. Maybe, we will still wanna study Maths. After all, Maths may be very funny provided the one who is teaching is also.
Take for real that I'm a mathematics professor. And look at what my fellow students have done.
Question 1)

Very Funny, Peter!! He's a jackass and really go and Expand the sum.
Question 2)

The other time when i wrote this question on the board... Blondie found out the answer was Six.
Question 3)

Here is another Silly student of mine... Oh my Goodness. You did a good job of finding X for me!!
But, i want the value of X... Anyway, i also awarded him with the marks. afterall, he seriously answered my question.
Question 4)

Also, my students are really good in finding out the Patterns in equations...
Question 5)

This is the sum which i can't even find that missing square. Anyone can help me find???
Post it on comment.
Proof that all women are evil.
Based on my research and calculations:
Women consume Time and Money-->
Women = Time*Money
Time is Money--> Time = Money
Substitution --> Women = Money^2
Money is the root of all Evil -->
Money = Sqrt(Evil)
Square both Sides --> Money^2 = Evil
Substitute --> Women = Evil
Hope You like my research. No offence.
Like my style of teaching, get me as you mathematics teacher.
I bet you will like Maths a lot.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Totally not a National Celebations. Totally uncool.
You know what, i really think that the national day celebration is a total failure. We waited for the Guest of honour to come. Time past by very slowly. We waited and waited for the Guest to come ... Later on, I got award which was a pathetic $20 worth of book voucher as I was top in science for last year result. Subsequently, there were boring speeches made by the Guest of honour, Chairman of our advisory committee, principal and much more... I was fed up with the programmes allocated for us. Yet, the banner said 'National day cum prize-giving cum ASEAN day celebration'... Why do we even call it a celebration if there isn't any performances like dance groups. Maybe we say rename it 'Speech day'. I think that is a more suitable name.
Fortunately, things aren't as bad as it may seems. we must always look at the bright side of life.
Think of the fact that we have a long week end break... Let relax for the time being.
Anyway, i gonna watch Rush hour 3, who is with me?? Anyone wanna watch with me?
10:42 PM;
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Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Continued... The Phoniex Guild's Ultimatum
Upon asking everyone in the guild, we all voted towards freedom. That sense of freedom that we can't resist. Everyone in the guild agreed that we should kick the reign of the Person Who shall not be named. We cannot tolerate her presence any more and obviously, our patience have a limit to that. The guild leaders all nodded their head towards the Ultimatum- we must kick the evil sorcerer off the throne. It's understandable that most of the Power goes to the Ministry of Magic.they have the rights to banish anyone if there is any valid reason to that. The fact is the Dark Lord is also under the control of the Ministry of Magic and as other moral beings.
As the secretary-spoke man of the guild, i have to do something that is right. Everyone support the idea of kicking the Lord from wreaking havoc. With the assistance of every guild members, we wrote a piece of Golden Freedom- which was a piece of prestigious document created by the Ministry of Magic for anyone to lodge a direct magic court order to the accusatory. Currently, only those wizards and witches who are rich or powerful have the rights to use the piece of Golden Freedom... It has been known that only less than ten people receive the piece of paper. Of course, our guild is influential to the Ministry of Magic and the ministry is nice enough to offer us the Golden Freedom. We were filled with joy and anxiety.
As mentioned, we wrote in the Golden Freedom of the person to be thoroughly investigated. All of us signed our magic initials which represented each individual. everyone in the guild signed. It really looks like we are gaining the upper hand. We submitted the document to the Ministry of Magic for investigation....
We hoped that the Ministry of Magic will agree with us and banish the dark lord for eternity and for good. It still takes some time for the Ministry to process our document.
But I'm sure i won't be long. Very soon, Peace will be restored if the Dark Lord is not with us any more.
That is the Ultimatum... If this fail, we were be let alone in a terrible state.
11:35 PM;
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Trip to the Science Centre...
I, together with the other higher Chinese student, went to the science centre straight after school lesson at 1.30pm. we headed there to view the '7000 years of Invention' by China. It was a worth well trip. I gained a lot of knowledge about China's greatest inventions. They were about 11 sections, being sorted out into Astronomy, Sea Navigation, Gun powder, Paper-making, medicine, weaving... I learnt about the ancient China astronomy observation device which is to find the precise position of each star in the universe. The first circle is to measure the angle of the star between the circle whereas for the second circle, it is used to measure the angle between the second circle and the Northern star. Maybe, you can drop-by the science centre. Rather educational...
Today, i got a change in piano teacher. she was about 30 to 40 years old and not that good-looking. But, i like her style of teaching piano. She told me to appreciate the feelings of every piece of music.Anyway, she was a good teacher after all.
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Friday, August 3, 2007
The Creation of the Phoniex Society
As I wrote yesterday, i saw the person who shall not be named, revived in action. That's horrible isn't it. I am going to continue my story of the Darkest Lord.
After a sad defeat and captivation from the Lord or simply enchantress. Although our side were hurt heavily, our sense of courage and rightfulness is still igniting. The people who have been captivated feel that cooperation and union ship is the best method to protect themselves and defend against the darkest threat of all. Now, for the fact that the Dark Enchantress has reborn which made us even more worried.
We gathered together and decide to form a Society called the Phoniex Guild. Only togetherness can really save us from the utmost ordeal. As the dark enchantress has already awoken, we shall form our army to defend against the unworthy spell of AK2.0 . We must be cautious in our action and strengthen our army.
Upon going through in depth meeting with the grandmaster and prime leaders of the Phoniex Guild, we decide that the best way to win the battle against evil, is to get the first strike on the other opponent. We came up with an ingenious master plan- that is to overthrow the ruling and reign of the Dark Enchantress. We decided to take action against her. We have to write a petition to the Ministry of Magic, which was the overall in-charge of the Magic realm to tell them to look into the matter. She couldn't be there teaching Magic forever just like Professor Umbridge...
Now, we are only taking one step closer into the matter. As long as the Dark LORD is alive, he will wreak havoc out of everything.
We think that it is only the starting of the beginning.
If only...
11:24 PM;
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Swimming Lesson... Fruitful?
This morning, our class went for the second lesson in swimming. Everything seems okay.
Although Marcus, Guan Yuan and I were originally from the intermediate lesson, we went back to the beginner's class. Cos', partly, the temporary coach was a pretty attractive female and we wanted to slack on forever there. However, I did something really wrong. I swam pretty well there and the coach pulled me back over to the intermediate course. then, obviously, I pull Guan Yuan and Marcus with me. The three of us then head back... I'm kind of a guy who finds scapegoats lah...
At the end, both of them were damn angry at me for pulling them back into the intermediate course.
I will really want to say 'sorry' to them for causing great unhappiness in them ... Kind of scared that they will bash me up. haha. Isn't it fruitful??
10:54 PM;
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Thursday, August 2, 2007
The Person who Shall not Be named, has reborned...
Today, i have the speech day rehearsal. Oh my god! It's so sian. By the way, after biology lesson i straight away go to the speech day thingy without taking a break. I felt very hungry at that time and i can even swallow the whole building if there's one... That's why i always say have a break, have a kit-kat at hand.
Alright, lets come back to the main story of today. I presume that you have read Harry Potter right or not? Or perhaps, already read a book or two on it. As you all know, the person who shall not be named is a strong, wicked, fast, disgusting guy in the story. He was the darkest of the darkest of the dark Lord or simply i say Enchantress. People or minority fear (him) her for ages and ages. Everyone, especially the harry potters' fans out there know that he or she is arrogant and look down on other magicians. He favour the respect from other magicians and mighty God. Allah! If this is the word i can describe.
However, one very strange thing happened on this very day. Although the person who shall not be named is killed in the book7th of Harry Potter, i really see her rebornation with my naked eyes. When, she stood right before me, my legs are numb and weak. I couldn't even move an inch or two. I was filled with my deepest fear. I was speechless.
I can only use a poem to describe my feelings at that point of time...
The person who shall not be named flew towards me,
I strucked in awe at one glance.
She was there and was backed .
Prominently, in front of me,
i froze in action.
My darkest fear has aroused from the Depth of the under world.
Speechless if that is to describe my feelings.
Her overwhelming power of evilness engulfed me.
My sense of rightfulness has been completed shattered.
I am powerless, i am merely a dwarf in her eyes.
The rest of Us were too, powerless...
Or useless...
Sensing that we can't win her,
we didn't retaliate.
Instead, we gave in to her.
At that moment, i knew what she really wants.
We bowed and kneed at her continuously
to show our utmost respect;
concealing our fear of her...
Indeed, now she seems contented.
She gets what she wants ,
that's respect.
At last, she released the whole lot of us at 5
exactly.
I can feel that she is happy and got what she really need
We were freed from captivation and torture.
We laughed to our content and rejoiced.
Some of us cried for the last standing moment of victory.
Now, the ordeal has ended again.
Harry Potter saved the whole day again
but, only one thing is bad and for sure ...
THE DARK LORD IS BACK AGAIN
SAVE OURSELVES!!!
Any comments, pls tag me. Thanks a lot.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Super Weapons of Mass destruction
I'm going to discuss about the power of these weapons that can exterminate the whole human population. But first, i want to say about my day.
Today, after school, I headed to the immigration hall to register for my IC. Sianz, long queue as usual, i waited for almost two hours before i managed to make one. Shortly, i reached home after six this evening. Straight away, i hit my bed hard and slept. I awoke up later, onli to find that it was already 10 pm. Oh my god! I slept too long for four hours. I rushed through my entire school homework and here i was, blogging as usual.
Lets talk about weapons of mass destruction. We heard of nuclear bombs, anthrax bomb, Epmf bomb, Bio-bomb, atomic bombs or whatever bombs... Why do humans invented all this superweapons to kill one another instead of defending against external threats like Alien invasion??? Simply, humans are selfish and self-centered. They are contented with as long as their country is not being attacked.
Biological weapons are on a rise in our modern world. One very obvious advantage over the other weapons is that the weapon can be made stealthy. It can easily wipe out the whole area of population by the spreading of infectious agents such as bacteria, viruses and fungi. the bomb is usually fatal as it tricks the body's cells into producing a toxin that overwhelm its defences.
Why wouldnt the countries think of the effects of using superweapons on others. People's lives may be at stake and it can accidentally destroy our earth with a push of a button. Perhaps, we should always use the super weapon of mass destruction only as the last resort. Still remember the time of the dirty trench warfares with deadly mines, surprising motar artillary and long-handed rifle guns and flashing pineapple grenades and potato mashers, back in the late 19s?
Surely yes. Why do we use back the traditional method of having a proper war like the classic example of WWI? We can fight like a real man if we want.
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Heartelt feelings...
I wrote this poem to describe myself...
The morning of today,
brightness and happiness filled my eyes.
Everything seems usual,
as though as it is.
But no long after,
misfortune struck in time.
I was laid in the torrential torment;
of gossips and laughters.
Bewildered i asked for the reason why for the gossips,
People talk about me , about my life.
I was already sick by then,
but it made me even sicker.
Inches by inches my heart is torn open;
by the distress in my body.
My body is tired and lifeless.
people misled people,
in vain, my true love is flying out;
i cant reach out to catch it.
Only to see it going away,
i was helpless.
people hated me,
i hated people.
The nonsense they made cause me
amok.
I was crazy.
But things still have to go on.
I will do things for the better.
A better environment perhaps.
By then, i will only be freed from rumours.
till then, i shall wait and see...
11:26 PM;
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Sunday, July 29, 2007
Jokes for the Boringnees...
Some of the jokes i actually got from my friends, especially guan yuan, that funny guy of mine.
Read through it, perhaps it may lighten up your day a little. Is laughter the best medicine of all? Simply, the answer is yes & no! Actually, it depends on the guy who is laughing... he may laugh for the whole day and still no cure of his sickness... Stupid isn't
Here are some jokes which are rather corny.
1) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon.
Teacher: "Why?
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
2) Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
3) Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case treated. The others all died".
4) Doctor: " Congratulation. The operation that we did is a success."
Family member:" Really is 100% successful?"
Doctor: " Yes, but i have to tell you this, the patient is dead."
5) Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
One Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Enjoy it??? Comment pls...
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Saturday, July 28, 2007
Chris's reccommendation for TV shows
Video Website [Anime/Drama]If you're a fan of animes or dramas and you think it's troublesome downloading but still have an urge to watch the show, try http://www.crunchyroll.com/. Just sign up (free), find your own show, sit back and relax. No need to download! Just wait for it to load, It loads fast!! Guarantee no virus, snirus, mirus or tirus. Whatever rus...
Heroes

The best television series I watched since Sesame street. This television series introduces special humans with special abilities. Flight, telekenesis, spontaneous regeneration, superstrenght blah blah.. lots of damn cool abilities. They are supposed to work together to protect New York(?) City from a disaster that is forseen in the future. Damn nice.. It's coming to channel 5 soon I think..??? LOlz
Post comment for your favourite TV show.
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Friday, July 27, 2007
Welcoming everyone

It's my new blog once again.
Spend 5 hrs to make it.
Hope you all enjoy it.
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